Plants that make you happy.

Social Media
March 5, 2023

Welcome to Smartass Plant Moms! We are a community of plant enthusiasts who are passionate [...]

Aerial roots and watering cups: What can go wrong?
August 23, 2023

Monstera plants can be propagated through water propagation by rooting their aerial roots directly into [...]

Sale!
Don't be a C*nt Muffin Tshirt
Add to wishlist
+
 This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

Graphic Tees

Don’t be a C*nt Muffin Tshirt

$25.00
Sale!
3D Printed Prop Planters
Add to wishlist
+
 This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

Plant Accessories

3D Printed Prop Planters

Original price was: $30.00.Current price is: $25.00.
Sale!
Friday Flash Sale
Add to wishlist
+
 This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

Graphic Tees

Friday Flash Sale

Original price was: $55.00.Current price is: $40.00.
Sale!
Crazy Chicken Lady Tumbler – 20oz Insulated Stainless Steel
Add to wishlist
+
 This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

Plant Accessories

Crazy Chicken Lady Tumbler – 20oz Insulated Stainless Steel

Price range: $25.00 through $30.00
Sale!
Mystery Box Sale!
Add to wishlist
+
 This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

Plant Accessories

Mystery Box Sale!

Price range: $20.00 through $150.00
Local Egg Dealer 20oz Steel Tumbler
Add to wishlist
+

Plant Accessories

Local Egg Dealer 20oz Steel Tumbler

$25.00
Sale!
A Dirty Hoe is a Happy Hoe! v2
Add to wishlist
+

Plant Accessories

A Dirty Hoe is a Happy Hoe! v2

Original price was: $30.00.Current price is: $25.00.
Top 5 Ways to spot a scammer

Learn the top 5 ways to spot an online scammer and protect yourself from fraud. [...]

Read More
01
Apr
Wait to ship those plants!

Plant Alert: Heatwave Havoc! Leaves wilting, flowers drooping – our green buddies are in for [...]

Read More
23
Aug
Friday the 13th
Read More
12
Jan
Facebook AI Wrongfully Banning Businesses & Groups – Unchecked Algorithm Destroys Livelihoods
Read More
30
Mar

Dive into Propagating

Easier than it sounds! Chopping and Propping is a quick and easy way to expand your collection on a shoe string budget.

Double Duty Herbs

Whether you cook or cast with them, herbs are a great addition to your indoor oasis.

Tons experience

From the blog and our collective knowledge in our Facebook group, there’s bound to be two (or ten) people to help out.
Wait to ship those plants!

Plant Alert: Heatwave Havoc! Leaves wilting, flowers drooping – our green buddies are in [...]

23
Aug
Increased Censorship Bullsh*t

Facebook's recent changes on the punishments and algorithm have led to increased censorship and [...]

31
Mar
Friday the 13th

The history of Friday the 13th as a day of superstition and bad luck [...]

12
Jan

Leave a Reply